Nearing peak privacy crisis forces Dot-Coms into harvesting intimacy.
Social networks manifest as herpes-like peer validation.
"To the stars your manhood flies"
Reminds of Chandan Goswami. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are sending flies to the stars.
Salma Hayek Breastfeeds African Baby (VIDEO)
PARIS' OFFER TO SHARE HEMODIALYSIS FAILS TO GET ANY TAKERS
MADONNA SPOTTED NURSING THE THIRSTY KOALA
'BLACK JESUS' REACHES £70 MILLION IN RECENT AUCTION
''we tried making our safeword 'Obama' but every time one of us whispered it the other climaxed violently''
"Actively drowning victims do not usually call out for help simply because they lack the air to do so. It is necessary to breathe to yell. There can be splashing involved during drowning, usually a butterfly like stroke where the hands barely clear the waters surface, and sometimes victims can look like they are climbing an invisible ladder in the water"
and how to buy the right Sai this Christmas:
Fiji-mermaid combs lazy hairs with a trilobite
When spotted hisses at you then plunges
back into the petrol.
...and have been wondering where I've been the last couple of years, you might want to try my actual blog at
I can deal with the new disk golf course going in at Kincaid, even though it’s ripping new paths through areas that have always been thick with trees. I’ll miss the density of those areas, but I do believe the park should be shared and more constituents using the park means the park will stay protected.
But last night when Katie and I were running, we went on the Mize Loop, which is where the disk golf course is going in. There were probably twenty people using the course; that’s okay — like I said: more constituents means the park won’t go away. I could even ignore the slack-jawed, unfriendly stares of the “golfers” as they rooted around in the underbrush looking for lost disks.
But not the cigarettes. Seriously, there are going to be problems if the disk golfers start leaving cigarette butts and beer cans (common detritus on the other course I see on a regular basis, over by the lagoon). I guess we’ll have to start leaving notes at the chalet every time we find more cigarette butts by the “tees” (do they call them “tees”?). It would be a shame if a few pigs turned one of our best parks into nothing more than a trashy party dump.
